Al Bundy

I thought about Carl Thomas, singing how “I wish I never met her at all,” as I sat heartbroken from a brief disagreement in the middle of a wonderful family moment. Wifey was delighted to be there with the children but looked at me like I was aggravation intruding.

I can choke on water and feel embarrassed instead of feeling a consoling hand on my back. That makes a man want to act dead wrong. And now she’s the only one in my corner since my mother and grandmothers are gone.